when the most attractive man you were friends with on Facebook unfriends you
not kidding guys
pecan banana pancakes and blueberry ones too
with strawberries on the side and whipped cream
and pure maple syrup
they were wheat ones
so fucking delicious literally what ive wanted so bad for a while now
bordem builds character
I get sad when I think about how many other times I will be sad in the future.
And smoke a shit-ton of weed. I will join.
OH YEA I FORGOT THAT PART!!!
If it is food that you flout, our friendship I do doubt.
when i buy a car i want a CATillac
someone buy me some velvet pants thnx
whenever i decide to check out comments on a youtube video, which is like once a year, i remember why i only read them, like once a year
so if you could simply accept me (and maybe give me lots of bills stacks bricks money cash) already that would be divine
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT’S SO EASY JUST SEND ME ONE OF THOSE ACCEPTANCE LETTERS WITH A BIG CHECK AND YOU WON’T EVEN REMEMBER IT ANYWAY PLEASE
now i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul turns into cash and pizza and if i die before i wake, some muthafucka gon pay