Talent for Living

when the most attractive man you were friends with on Facebook unfriends you

just ate 6 pancakes

not kidding guys

pecan banana pancakes and blueberry ones too

with strawberries on the side and whipped cream

and pure maple syrup

they were wheat ones

so fucking delicious literally what ive wanted so bad for a while now

bordem builds character

I get sad when I think about how many other times I will be sad in the future.

And smoke a shit-ton of weed. I will join.

OH YEA I FORGOT THAT PART!!!

LETS GO!

If it is food that you flout, our friendship I do doubt.

when i buy a car i want a CATillac

someone buy me some velvet pants thnx

whenever i decide to check out comments on a youtube video, which is like once a year, i remember why i only read them, like once a year 

N Y U

so if you could simply accept me (and maybe give me lots of bills stacks bricks money cash) already that would be divine

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT’S SO EASY JUST SEND ME ONE OF THOSE ACCEPTANCE LETTERS WITH A BIG CHECK AND YOU WON’T EVEN REMEMBER IT ANYWAY PLEASE

now i lay me down to sleep, i pray the lord my soul turns into cash and pizza and if i die before i wake, some muthafucka gon pay