omg afton literally you make my spirits soar omg stop
also speak for urself u fucking BERRY HAIRED APHRODITE FAIRY AND ANGELIC MODEL OF PERFECTION???
- Me: *expresses hatred*
- Me: *eats things*
- Me: *sleeps*
- Me: *fucks shit up*
- Me: *complains*
- Me: *works to justify my superiority while simultaneously lacking healthy self esteem*
- Me: *doesn't exercise enough*
- Me: *eats more things*
- Me: *waves good bye*
- me: struggles with existing
- Me at the doctors: hi nothing's wrong with me can I go bye
- Me at the dentist: hi I brush my teeth can I go now bye
- Me at the bank: hi I'm broke idk why I'm here I'm going now bye
- Me at a Starbucks: hi I dunno how to order bye
- Me at the mall: hi I'm overwhelmed bye
- Me at family parties: hi im tall now thx for the free food bye
- Me at school: hi bye
- me: well i don't know like it's pretty bad out, i'd probably just stay in right now because the weather is a bit sucky haha if you want my opinion i'd say to wait a couple hours or something and see if things clear up or whatever but i mean it's totally up to you
- cat:
when you see something on your dash and go to like it and then notice that you’ve already liked it and you smirk like “hah, good job me i knew you had good taste”
- scrolling my dash on tumblr: "do what makes you happy" post appears
- me: ok
- continues to scroll for eternity
- me: *sees a bug in far corner of the room*
- me: WHERE AM I THE FUCKING AMAZON
Me Working on Something in Microsoft Word
- types heading
- me: command+s
- types first sentence
- me: command+s
- types 4 words
- me: command+s
- adds a comma
- me: command+s
- deletes comma
- me: command+s
- goes to tumblr for 2 minutes and then comes back
- me: omg I should save this don't wanna risk anything
