• me: okay i should check my bank acct
  • me: but first *vomits*

new followers wassup :’ )

  • Me: *is sad*
  • Me: *gives in to consumerism*
  • Me: *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
  • Me: *repeats cycle*
  • Me: *dies*

squareular said: dude i completely forgot that that’s a thing you can do i would literally pay someone in baked goods and sexual favors to finish all of my work for me UGH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

just GUESS who is writing something for me rn………

occupylife said: GOOD FOR YOU!!! YOU SHOULD FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!!!

cant tell if sarcastic or serious but serious would probably be less appropriate in this case…

@occupylife

does a stick of gum work?

@journalistickmedia

LOL WOW nobody likes that film so far hahahaha  and thats a good one actually, might use that (def going to use that) 

i will send it asap yo prometio

@occupylife

u no like melancholia??

also that didnt rly help me but thnk u 4 trying

i will send u 2 dollar coins that i have in my wallet lol

occupylife said: “my paper” I’m done. Now how much money we talking here?

damn fuhk u clevah

just for that i would give you 2 whole dollars :)