1. natural ability to do something well


intransitive verb
1. to continue to be alive

Yay!! Legal liquor purchasing CHECK



lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’

(via thewizardingworldofme)


last night i had a dream that it was my birthday and i woke up on my birthday and my mom had purchased me a beige balenciaga bag and there was a dark chocolate bar and a $100 bill inside and i was like wtf this can’t be real but she was like no it is i hope you like it and i was like fuck 


wildairborneyeasts y’all just explained my not caring for lana del rey better than i ever could have 


wildairborneyeasts okay ya right like i thought so but couldn’t remember why? i remember seeing something about her and like thinking feminism was lame or unnecessary? and also she’s like mostly a product of a wealthy father involved in music? and doesn’t she suck live? idk its not like she’s the only artist out there with these issues but she kinda sticks out 

same-space ur fave song of all time i bet 


You ever have a really weird dream about someone you know and then whenever you interact with them irl all u can think of is that dream and ur like ewwww ahhhhh

~Weirdo~ !!!


jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

(via c0caino)


nothing even matters on this site guys 


clingy honestly like i dont think parents (moms particularly) are fully aware of how their own attitudes about themselves influence their child’s attitude about themselves 


tonight i was sitting chillin w/ my mom after a long day watching 30 rock and eatin kettle corn and like she was sippin wine and just like i was eating so much but then she like turned to me and we were laughing n stuff and she was like “okay no regrets alright?” and i was like wha? and she was like “promise me tomorrow ur not gonna complain and whine about all you’ve been eating like i dont wanna hear a eww i ate so much ice cream and popcorn last night eeuugh! okay no regrets alright?? this is just part of bein a girl just sitting and eating whatever u want sometimes okay?” and like to be honest in that moment i really loved my mom :’ )