“and I would’ve stopped to argue but my teeth were broke
I said I’d love to contradict ya but my life’s a joke”

Acid Jazz Singer - The Fratellis

one time my friend and i had this on going joke about attending ghettogwarts and we would always be like “EXPECTO PATRON!!!!!!!!” 

raymanzareksglasses:

That was me in freshman year. 

 ME NOW^