valleyintruder said: Ewww what will you eat

omg u kidding?! if we go we are gonna be on an organic farm so all fresh vegetables and everything and omg chickpeas i fuckin love chickpeasssssss

@shiabu: do u hav the gf app cuz I think u need tht and I need the bf app and then it can work ?? I will look into the instructions

valleyintruder said: lobotomy

holla! howd u know?! 

yeah yeah yeahs @ nyc april 7th i think yes

corkiri:

i’m fucking cryingf

my new year’s resolution is to drink more because life is fucking terrible

thr-ill:

life
  • People: There's no "I" in team!
  • Me: but theres an i in wifi

uhh ever get the feeling your being used as a soapbox for undetermined reasons?
lol is this even a question……..

lol one day my friend said he saw this joke thing that was like “your cats are evil! they kneed you to check the placement of your organs muaha”

my cat literally just kneeded my stomach for like 10 minutes and i was just dying laughing

branduponthebrain:

The 1,000 Eyes of Dr. Mabuse (Fritz Lang, 1960)