it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
@xxii-ix DON’T LOOK AT ME I WASN’T IN CHARGE LOL
valleyintruder said: Ewww what will you eat
omg u kidding?! if we go we are gonna be on an organic farm so all fresh vegetables and everything and omg chickpeas i fuckin love chickpeasssssss
@shiabu: do u hav the gf app cuz I think u need tht and I need the bf app and then it can work ?? I will look into the instructions
valleyintruder said: lobotomy
holla! howd u know?!
yeah yeah yeahs @ nyc april 7th i think yes
my new year’s resolution is to drink more because life is fucking terrible
uhh ever get the feeling your being used as a soapbox for undetermined reasons?
lol is this even a question……..
lol one day my friend said he saw this joke thing that was like “your cats are evil! they kneed you to check the placement of your organs muaha”
my cat literally just kneeded my stomach for like 10 minutes and i was just dying laughing