TALENT FOR LIVING



Talent
noun
1. natural ability to do something well

-for-

Living
intransitive verb
1. to continue to be alive

NO OLD PPL! NO! I AM THE FUTURE U RESPC T MEEEEE

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old ppl be like respect me I’m ol d !!!!!!  

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actually thats probably one of my biggest pet peeves is condescending old people like stfu you guys thought smoking was a jolly health-enhancing hobby wat do u know anyway 

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old age DOES NOT EQUATE WITH DESERVED RESPECT

like some older lady was drivin’ by marissa-ob and me the other day and asked for directions to the library which was like kind of complicated to explain and we couldn’t remember the name of one of the streets she had to turn onto and we were trying and she was all “do you girls live here?” and i was like yea and she was like (condescending) “well you’d never know it!” I’m like lady take ur crackly wise ass giggle and blind ppl sunglasses and get outta my perfect youthful 20/20 sight!!!!! 

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blackfemalepresident:

old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

(via pastel-velvet)

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remember in hannah montana when the reporter called her Milky 

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also miley cyrus is still annoying? 

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literallyrad:

who was i before lady gaga

(via pastel-velvet)

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wildairborneyeasts y’all just explained my not caring for lana del rey better than i ever could have 

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micdotcom:

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wildairborneyeasts okay ya right like i thought so but couldn’t remember why? i remember seeing something about her and like thinking feminism was lame or unnecessary? and also she’s like mostly a product of a wealthy father involved in music? and doesn’t she suck live? idk its not like she’s the only artist out there with these issues but she kinda sticks out 

same-space ur fave song of all time i bet 

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((((rich homie quan > lana del rey))))

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daftbread​ ya like idk what is it? like when she first came out i remember being like ooh mysterious cool singer i think i will like her and then after a while i was just like wait wat she’s kind of repetitive and gloomy jk 

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